Look, we were all put on this earth involuntarily, due to either purpose or accident, by our parents decision (probably while drunk) to fall in love, then get married(or not), and then f— without a condom(or a torn one(it happens)). Simple as that. No God, no “divine intervention”, no “destiny”, no horoscope, no “stars”, no reincarnation punishment/reward. We are purely biological entities, living out a biological process. We all have free will, as intelligent human beings with advanced, evolved, developed brains, to know better than to fall into the mind— known as “God”, religion, or on the secular level “therapists” and all the brainwashing it/they force people into regarding intimate human relationships. That “I want to spend duh rest of my life with you!” feeling you get when you meet “That Someone Special™”, is just chemicals in your F—in’ brain, people……..nothing “magical”, nothing “spiritual” at all.

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And why the F— can’t I look at a little porn sometimes??? It isn’t the real explicit kind, and I only “indulge” myself, at MOST, once a week(not that it’s anyone’s f—in’ business). All men have sexual urges(at least almost all); unfortunately for me, I do too, though not nearly like I used to(thank god). I never wanted kids(which I always thought was the exclusive purpose and goal with sex). There are other, just as stimulating and rewarding, ways to feed your urges, people(even with other people or just by your lonesome) than regular penis-to-vagina intercourse, which, if you’re like me and DON’T WANT kids, will very likely, eventually, potentially, cause you a LIFETIME of regret. Sure, some people(mostly WOMEN), get to be “asexual” and not have urges(wooohooo; lucky for them), but most of us aren’t that lucky. Sure some of you guys are the societally-desired “perfect” macho-man “alpha” type, who knew from birth what you wanted to be and are stocked to the gills with pride, confidence, admiration, charm, “balls”, “looks”, ca$$$$$$$$$h(the MOST important one, folks) and are regular f—in’ Ted Nugents(or so they claim)…..again, MOST of us are not that fortunate(and never will be).

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I’m just wondering if it still counts as sex if you do it with a robot? And yes, this is a serious question. I’m a misanthrope who harbors a deeply rooted loathing for the entire human race in general and actually find the idea of having a long-term relationship with anyone, regardless of whether they’re male or female, distasteful. Moreover, factor in my limited financial means as a 22 year old uni student ,as well as my phobia of contracting H.IV., and that rules out the possibility of doing it for the first time with a hooker. So you can see why it’s important that I clarify if having intercourse with a robot actually counts as ”real” sex.

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One thing you need to do, like what I did, is this: quit alcohol for good, quit overeating, exercise(you NEED strength), quit “smokes”, quit coffee and other caffeinated beverages, quit eating processed foods with all their government-sanctioned brainwash chemicals like “soy lecithin”(sp?) etc., and quit being brainwashed by the f—in’ IDIOT BOX, known as your television. The ENTIRE mass media (CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, FOX NEWS, etc., as well as all “entertainment”(BRAINWASH) mediums) outlets are SPECIFICALLY designed by the GOVERNMENT to f— with your head, demoralize you, dehumanize you, and make you feel like TOTAL SH-T about yourself! They’ll tell you you’re inferior because you’re “whitey”, because you’re “poor”, because you’re an American, because you’re “from the South” or “from the Midwest”(me), because you “live with your parents”(me), because you “never kissed a girl”(me)……..and blah blah blah and F—in’ Blah AGAIN AND AGAIN AND F—IN’ AGAIN………for the rest of your God Damn F—in’ LIFE…..only if you let them!!!

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35 year old male virgin here. Personally, I’ve done my own research(courtesy of my bestest friend in the whole f—-n’ world, Google.com) and have read acticles (no, not porn sites….blogs) of first-hand accounts of what intimate sexual intercourse with a woman is really like(or at least can be like). I don’t have the link, but you can search for yourself. Frankly, I don’t see the big deal with sexual intercourse itself. I mean, sure, if you’re born confident, don’t have debt, make tons of f—-n’ ca$h, don’t live with mom & dad, are very good looking, don’t have any “baggage” or “issues”(whatever that means this minute) and will be willing to doormat yourself to any one woman’s most irrational and ridiculous whims, and then put your whole future well being in question via marriage(66% divorce rate/alimony, anyone???), then sure, you can experience that once-in-a-lifetime, love-of-your-life, fairy-tale, “soul-uniting”(if you’re religious) blahblahblahblah-whatever “girl of your dreams”-type “relationship”. Of course we all know(if we’re smart) that it is, for most everybody(especially in today economy(thanks Bu$h, Clinton–BOTH parties are F—ed, don’t kid yourself), just a pipe dream. What am I saying??? It’s ALL ABOUT THE $$$$$, folks.

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